Unfrosted (2024)

An Unabashedly Silly Sugar Rush

★★★☆☆

A bizarre, ridiculous comedy that succeeds if you check your "critical eye" at the door.

Release

May 3, 2024

RT Score

42%

Letterboxd

2.4 / 5

Runtime

93 Minutes

Official Synopsis

Michigan, 1963. Kellogg's and Post, sworn cereal rivals, race to create a pastry that will change the face of breakfast forever. A tale of ambition, betrayal, sugar, and menacing milkmen, Unfrosted stars Jerry Seinfeld in his directorial debut.

Expanded Ensemble

Jerry Seinfeld as Bob Cabana

Melissa McCarthy as Donna Stankowski

Jim Gaffigan as Edsel Kellogg III

Hugh Grant as Thurl Ravenscroft / Tony the Tiger

Amy Schumer as Marjorie Post

Max Greenfield as Rick Ludwin

Christian Slater as Mike Diamond

James Marsden as Jack LaLanne

Jack McBrayer as Steve Springfield

Thomas Lennon as Harold von Braunhut

Bobby Moynihan as Chef Boyardee

Peter Dinklage as Harry Friendly

Expanded Architects

DirectorJerry Seinfeld

WritersJerry Seinfeld, Spike Feresten, Barry Marder, Andy Robin

CinematographerWilliam Pope

Film EditorRyan Brown

Music ComposerChristophe Beck

ProducersJerry Seinfeld, Spike Feresten, Beau Bauman

Production Vault

Motion Picture Rating	PG-13 (Some Suggestive References and Language)
Aspect Ratio	1.85:1 (Flat Composition Framework)
Production Budget	$65 Million (Estimated)
Locations	Los Angeles, Irvine (California, USA)

Behind The Lens Spotlight Jerry Seinfeld crafted a highly saturated, cartoonish vision of 1963 corporate America, pulling design aesthetics from mid-century architecture and classic advertising illustrations. Cinematographer William Pope captured primary tracking sequences on Sony VENICE 2 cameras, utilizing vintage spherical lens configurations to highlight bright pastel color palettes that emulate old print magazines and vintage cereal box art.

Production Info

The original comedic satire grew from an old stand-up joke Seinfeld shared regarding the historical invention of the Pop-Tart. Netflix officially acquired the project script outline in June 2021, moving logistics smoothly toward principal photography blocks. Camera tracks operated from May through July 2022 entirely across custom soundstages and practical exterior sets built in California. Netflix distributed the completed feature film straight to its streaming application catalog.

Official Trailer

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Fantastic Four (2005)

PREPARE FOR THE FANTASTIC

U.S. Release Date July 8, 2005

Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 28%

Audience Score 🍿 45%

Official Synopsis

A group of astronauts gain extraordinary superpowers after being exposed to a mysterious cosmic storm. As they struggle to cope with their transformations, they must unite to stop their former benefactor, Victor Von Doom, who has turned into a vengeful adversary.

Cast & Crew

Director: Tim Story
Stars: Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans, Michael Chiklis, and Julian McMahon.

Fun Facts

Stan Lee's Choice: Stan Lee noted that Michael Chiklis's portrayal of The Thing was his favorite performance in a Marvel film at the time.
Suit Struggles: Michael Chiklis wore a 60-pound latex suit; a removable "rock" on his head allowed crew to blow in cold air to prevent overheating.
The First Release: While it was the second *Fantastic Four* film shot, it was the first to receive a theatrical release; the 1994 Roger Corman version went unreleased.

Production Dossier

Financials

Budget: $100 Million

Box Office: $333.5 Million

Opening Weekend: $56 Million

Technical Specs

Cinematography: Oliver Wood

VFX Houses: Giant Killer Robots, Cafe FX

Runtime: 106 Minutes

Primary Filming Locations

• Vancouver, BC: Primary studio work at Vancouver Film Studios.
• Marine Building (Vancouver): Stood in for the exterior of the Baxter Building.
• BC Place Stadium: Used for various large-scale action sequences.
• New York City: Plate shots and establishing city sequences.

Official Synopsis

After being exposed to a mysterious cosmic storm during a space mission, four astronauts gain extraordinary superpowers. As they struggle to cope with their physical transformations, they must unite to stop their former benefactor, Victor Von Doom, who has evolved into a powerful and vengeful adversary.

Fun Facts

Stan Lee's Favorite: Marvel legend Stan Lee stated that Michael Chiklis's portrayal of The Thing was his favorite performance in a Marvel film at the time.
Latex Heavy: Michael Chiklis wore a 60-pound latex suit for the role. To prevent overheating, a removable "rock" on his head allowed crew members to blow in cold air between takes.
VFX Delay: The film was originally in development for nearly 10 years, delayed largely because CGI technology wasn't advanced enough to render the team's powers realistically.

Original Review (Dec 4, 2005)

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Original Review (Dec 4, 2005)

I'm not a big fan of this comic book. My buddy Lons over at Crushed by Inertia insists that a good movie can be made with the material. He says if you put it in it's original time period, played up the campiness, let Doctor Doom be his megalomaniac self, it can be a fun movie in the mold of "The Rocketeer".

I, on the other hand, need my comic books, or should I say Graphic Novels, to be a little more cynical. In my experience, the only time I liked reading the Fantastic Four is when they crossed over into the other hero's story lines, like if the Avengers needed back up, or if the Hulk was going on one of his mindless rampages, and the Fantastic Four was in his way. I also liked it when Sub-Mariner showed up cause he had a huge hard-on for Susan Storm. (Sorry dude, can't compete with Reed Richard's brain, not to mention his sexually pleasing, maniupulating, transforming Penis.)

On their own, however, I didn't really find the comic book interesting. For one, the Bad Guys were boring. Except for Doctor Doom, they were always dealing with Bad Guys like Mole Man, Puppetmaster, or Galactus. I think Silver Surfer, showed up now and again. Eventually it got so boring, to spice things up Richards and Storm ended up having a Son who becames a spolied God or something. Sorry, just not my bag, man.

As far as the superheroes themselves, for the most part they were also pretty boring. The powers of the Fantastic four are only cool if they decided to use them for evil. What does a super hero need to be invisible for anyways? Most super villans aren't scared of Fire. I guess stretching your body is pretty cool, but who's afraid of a rubber band, and didn't they give that same super power to the Chick in the Incredibles? So the dude has a Chick power.

The Thing on the other hand is pretty tragic. He's basically deformed, he's a freak that has super strength, but what Girl is going to go for a deformed freak who feels like coarse rock. And if there's one thing that Ben Grimm NEEDS it's tail. In the comic he hates being the Thing, all he ever wants is to turn back to being human, presumedly so he can get laid. If there's any hope for a interesting movie it lies in this character. But when your dealing with heavy subjects like self hate, depression, and deformity, will there be enough time to sell action figures? Unless your Chris Nolan, or Brian Singer, I seriouosly doubt it.

So it comes as no surprise to me that the movie ends up being exactly what I think it'll be: a
Pg-13 popcorn, puff piece. Lots of sound and fury signifiying nothing. Everyone involved in the movie do their best to make everyone happy, while trying not to embarress themselves and not offend anyone.

Mission accomplished.

The movie is utterly forgettable, maybe some kids will dig the special effects, but for the most part I had trouble staying awake.

The movie begins with Reed Richards and Ben trying to convince old buddy Doom to let them join him up on Doom's personal space station. Yeah, that's right, bitch, his personal Space Station. Turns out he built the thing to get into Jessica Alba A.K.A Sue Storm's pants. (Shit, wouldn't you if you had the money). The reason why Reed Richards, and Ben want to go up there is to study some space cloud that could potentially cure cancer, or Spinal Bifda, cure retardation in kitty cats or some shit. Of course, when they all go up there, all hell breaks out and the Fantastic Four.... or shall I say Five is born. Yup, Doom gets zapped with powers too. At this point, you obviously realize this movie is not aimed at the hard core fans of the comic.

What follows is a half hour of them trying to figure out they have powers, then Stan Lee shows up for his paycheck, er, I mean cameo, and then the last half hour is spent with them actually using their powers. The movie is obviously trying to set up a potential franchise, something I think they accomplished cause the movie inexplicably made bank.

Criticizing the actors, or directors, even the writing isn't really worth it. They all showed up, did their job, and went home, hoping to make some money.

It worked.....Unfortunately.