Saturday, January 31, 2009

Chaka in Land of the Lost (2009)

Ain't It Cool News has released the first image of the character of Chaka in the new Will Ferrell film Land of the Lost.

I think the movie could be an enjoyable mix of nostalgia, trademark Will Ferrell humor with great action and impressive special effects.

For whatever reason, this image of Chaka makes me giddy with anticipation. The idea of actually remaking this silly show from my youth busts me up to no end.



Also in case you haven't seen it yet, here's the teaser poster for the film.




Yes, that is indeed Danny McBride in the film as Will. Anna Friel plays Holly.

Classic.

*Update:

Here's the new super bowl spot for the film as well.



Tuesday, January 06, 2009

My Favorite Films of 2008



2008 was a very disappointing movie year for me.

For every mildly enjoyable picture that I watched this year, I saw three horrible films. I'm not exactly sure why this year was different than most. I suspect the writer's strike played a part in it. Perhaps it might have been the current bleak political and world climate which have made films seem more frivolous and insignificant this past year.

In any case, until this past week, I couldn't even fill out a top ten list.

To be completely honest, some of these films I found deeply flawed and mediocre.

But I've started a tradition here, so I felt it necessary to keep it up for posterity.

I think it's important to note that I haven't been able to watch the four hour epic Che yet. Considering the subject matter and the presence of Benicio Del Toro, I can pretty much guarantee the film would land on this list. But since I haven't seen it. I can't put it on here....but when I do...I'll be sure to adjust accordingly.

So without further ado.





Honorable Mention: Slumdog Millionaire

This movie is overly sentimental, naively optimistic at points and to be completely honest extremely over-rated. But I did enjoy the sense of escapism and the film's desire to share with the audience a world that we weren't familiar with. I just wish the themes were a little more poignant then just "Love conquers all." Although I admit in this day and age it's not a horrible message to spread. It's just not realistic or believable. Speaking of unbelievable, the final question for the Who wants to be a millionaire? bit in the film...Give me a break. I don't care if the show is a version for the planet Mars and featured Martian contestants...that question was too friggin easy.




10. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

This is a big old fashioned Hollywood film. In some ways it reminded me of the works of Tim Burton. It's refreshing to see David Fincher create a movie like this. Although it mostly works, the film happens to be strange, awkward and also unintentionally creepy in some points. But the twist on the experience of aging is creative and poignant, while the ending is heartbreaking and memorable.


9. Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Fun, breezy and charming, Vicky Cristina Barcelona is both a return to form and a unique film for Woody Allen. I enjoyed the personality test of attraction that Woody Allen presented with the different female characters in the film. But what I found most enjoyable was Javier Bardem's return to romantic lead, which almost makes the viewer forget about his chilling performance in No Country For Old Men....almost.



8. Wall E

The adventures of a little robot and his longing for companionship set in the backdrop of a post apocalyptic earth touches and surprises me every time I watch it. That it can amuse my two children while my wife and I get a little break makes it even more impressive.



7. The Wrestler

The story itself is simple, as well as formulaic and in the end I'm not exactly sure what it wants to say and even if it's worth saying, but as a pure acting piece the movie is an impressive showcase for Mickey Rourke, Evan Rachel Wood and Marisa Tomei. Rourke is fantastic, arguably the best overall performance of the year.


6. Taken

Imagine if Robert De Niro in Ronin or Val Kilmer in Spartan were after someone. Now imagine that the reason why they are after that person....is that they kidnapped his daughter to sell her as a sex slave.

Stand back and watch the fireworks fly.

This was my favorite pure action film of the year. Ironic, since I believe the film failed to earn an American release and most people don't even know it exists. I suspect it's because of the subject matter of sex trafficking and slavery. Pretty much box office poison in this day and age. But I found the movie thrilling, exciting and fulfilling in a way I wasn't expecting. Perhaps it's because I have a daughter now and I sympathized with Liam Neeson's character more than other traditional protagonist in other action films. I know it's an unusual choice but there's no denying I got sucked into the suspenseful story more than most films this year.



5. Revolutionary Road

Emotionally brutal and at times unbearable to watch, the film really captures the dynamics of a volatile marriage in a way which is rarely captured in film. Not only do the moments ring true, there is a strange sense of therapeutic enjoyment in watching the troubled characters naively stumble through their lives. I think this accounts for the comparisons to Sam Mendes previous work American Beauty. But I think this film is more raw than American Beauty and in the end more powerful. Fine performances all around. Kudos to Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet who carry a movie together with their excellent acting instead of with a sinking ship.



4. Milk

Extremely timely, politically charged and featuring a moving sympathetic portrayal by Sean Penn and a chilling, as well as strangely sympathetic performance from Josh Brolin. But what I was most impressed with was Gus Van Sant's excellent direction, which really painted a fascinating and human portrait of the visionary leader. The film also provides an interesting look at the complicated time period and the seeds which were planted that have carried over into the volatile political climate that we have today. Probably the most important film of the year, although I couldn't help thinking while watching the film that it might have been better served with more real gay actors in the film.


3. Gran Torino

This movie was one of the funniest and most thought provoking films of the year. Although the ending is pretentious and a bit out of place, I thought the themes of the film were powerful and moving in a way I wasn't expecting. Issues such as masculinity, family and community are some of the points that the film presents and Clint Eastwood explores them here better than any film has done in a long time. Did I mention how hilarious the film is? What can I say, I'm a sucker for inappropriate humor.


2. Nothing But the Truth

I admit I'm an unabashed Rod Lurie fan.

I just think that he's one of the most underrated writer/directors working today. Nobody is making well made character studies like this in Hollywood anymore and it's a real shame. This film features wonderful performances from the terrific ensemble cast. The movie's story is suspenseful and powerful, while taking the audience on an unpredictable roller coaster ride. It all leads to a thought provoking ending that will have one examining their personal beliefs and debating the themes of the work for days later.

And finally.....





1. The Dark Knight

What can I say....I'm a total geek.

This film had everything I want in a movie. Action, suspense, strong story, fascinating characters, great acting, and excellent direction. Even had a breathtaking IMAX presentation. The fact that the movie is about a guy who refers to himself as Batman shouldn't take away from the accomplishments of the cast, crew and director. Christopher Nolan created an excellent and superior follow up to an already fantastic film. I said this before and a lot of people have called me crazy. But the film was so good that I almost don't want to see a part 3. I honestly think it can't get any better. Why drum up another adventure and try? Besides Heath Ledger's well publicized great performance, I think Aaron Eckhart, Gary Oldman and my new favorite actor Christian Bale deserve equal credit for delivering my favorite film of 2008.



Thursday, November 06, 2008

The Expendables: a Tactical Breakdown of the 2009 film

Mission Briefing

The Expendables







Official Trailer

"Choose your weapon. Join the legends."

The Full Strike Team

The Core Unit • Sylvester Stallone (Barney Ross)
• Jason Statham (Lee Christmas)
• Jet Li (Yin Yang)
• Dolph Lundgren (Gunner Jensen)
• Terry Crews (Hale Caesar)
• Randy Couture (Toll Road)
High-Value Targets • Eric Roberts (James Munroe)
• Steve Austin (Paine)
• David Zayas (General Garza)
• Gary Daniels (The Brit)
Support & Intelligence • Mickey Rourke (Tool)
• Bruce Willis (Mr. Church)
• Arnold Schwarzenegger (Trench)
• Giselle Itié (Sandra)
• Charisma Carpenter (Lacy)

Mission Intelligence: Fun Facts

  • Purple Heart Production:  Sylvester Stallone sustained 14 injuries during filming, including a broken tooth, a ruptured ankle, and a hairline neck fracture that required a surgical metal plate.
  • The Almost-Caesar: The role of Hale Caesar was originally offered to Wesley Snipes, Forest Whitaker, and 50 Cent before Terry Crews finally landed the part.
  • Old Rivals, New Allies: This film marked the first time action titans Stallone, Schwarzenegger, and Willis ever shared the screen simultaneously.
  • Stunt Diver: During a truck sequence, the brakes failed and the vehicle fell into the sea with Jason Statham inside. Luckily, his real-life training as a world-class competitive diver allowed him to escape safely.
  • Unpaid Cameos: Both Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger performed their brief roles for free as a favor to Stallone.

Strategic Analysis: Action Architecture

What separates The Expendables from the CGI-heavy blockbusters of the 2010s is its commitment to Practical "Old School" Carnage. Stallone, acting as both director and lead, prioritized physical presence over digital polish. The film utilizes a specific "Heavy Metal" visual style, high-contrast lighting and rapid-fire editing, to simulate the chaotic energy of an 80s war zone.

Tactical Highlight: The AA-12 Sequence

The introduction of Terry Crews’ Hale Caesar utilizing the AA-12 Auto Assault 12 Shotgun remains a franchise high-water mark. It wasn't just a cool gun; it was a character beat. The sheer sonic power and practical squib work in the tunnels showed a dedication to "over-the-top" ballistics that modern PG-13 films simply can't touch.

Armory & Motorpool: Hardware Specs

THE TRUCK: 1955 Ford F100. Customized with a chopped roof, matte black finish, and a 347 stroker engine. It wasn't just a prop; it was Stallone’s personal design choice to represent Barney Ross's "classic but lethal" personality.
THE BLADES: The "Legacy" Toothpick. Designed by legendary knifemaker Gil Hibben specifically for the film. Lee Christmas (Statham) utilized custom throwing knives that became a visual shorthand for his precision-based combat style.

The Director's Gamble

In 2010, the industry consensus was that the "Hard R" action movie was dead. Stallone’s gamble was that fans didn't want less violence; they wanted better violence. By casting real-life MMA legends like Randy Couture and Steve Austin, he ensured the hand-to-hand choreography had a level of bone-crunching legitimacy that stunt doubles alone couldn't provide. The "Tactical Breakdown" of this film reveals a meticulous blend of pro-wrestling theatrics and authentic military movement.

Ready for the full tactical breakdown?

View The Highlight Reel Review
Starring Stallone • Statham • Li • Lundgren • Crews • Couture

Friday, October 24, 2008

Recommendations for Ray Manukay






To read more about Ray Manukay visit the page About Ray Manukay!



Ray is one of the hardest working, intelligent and considerate people I've ever worked with. He has my highest recommendation based on his dedication and ability.” October 23, 2008

-Jason Calacanis, CEO & Founder, Mahalo.com Inc.
managed Ray at Mahalo

"People like Ray are the reason companies succeed. He is dedicated, passionate and has an incredible work ethic. At Ayzenberg, he has done social media engagement for our biggest clients including EA, Yahoo and more. He is an expert at understanding how to use social media to engage brand customers and advocates in meaningful conversations and ensure their experience with the brand is second to none. He has been a huge asset to our team for more than 2 1/2 years and I would highly recommend him for any social media engagement or community management position."

- Rebecca Markarian Social Media Marketing and Communications Specialist at Ayzenberg Group

"Ray is a born leader. Both the community and the other staff just 'want' to work with him and for him. I was extremely fortunate to have a truly passionate leader like Ray on such important community assignments. I'll absolutely look to Ray again if given the opportunity."

-Keith Pape Social & Emerging Media Digital Agency Executive, Speaker, Writer


“Ray was a truly amazing employee. Again and again he surpassed impossible goals. 'Above and beyond' does not even do justice to the effort that Ray put into his job. One of the truly great and incredible people I have had the rare privilege to work with. Anyone who gets him gets a huge and very serious winner. Ray was one of the heroes of Mahalo. I was personally very sorry to see him go. I would hire him back again in a heartbeat.” October 23, 2008


-Mark JeffreyCTO, Mahalo.com, Inc.
managed Ray indirectly at Mahalo


" I have been Ray's immediate supervisor for several years. I found him to be consistently pleasant, tackling all assignments with dedication and a smile.
Besides being a joy to work with, Ray is a hard charging and reliable employee, he is dependable and always willing to help and take on assignments. He has successfully developed several social marketing plans for our company that have resulted in increased brand visibility. During his tenure, we saw an increase in Facebook, Twitter and other social media branding that is directly attributed to Ray. Though he was an asset to our social marketing efforts, Ray was also extraordinarily helpful in other areas of the company. He was our main blogger, he maintained the company corporate blog, and he also selected content and helped maintain many of our websites. I highly recommend Ray for employment. He is a team player and would make a great asset to any organization. "

- Matthew Campos, IT & Operations Manager, Kingdom WWW Operations, Inc


“Ray Manukay is a hard-working and dedicated person. During my time as Editorial Director of Mahalo, Ray was one of the most prolific Guides reporting to me, producing more pages per day than anyone else on staff. In the early days of Mahalo, he was the first employee to build over 1,000 pages on the site and, if I remember correctly, he hit that record when we were only 12,000 pages strong. Ray is adept at internet research, keeps his head down, avoids distraction, and knocks out good work fast.” October 23, 2008

-C.K. Sample III, Editorial Director, Mahalo.com, Inc
managed Ray at Mahalo

“Ray is the hardest-working person I have ever met. He is a dedicated and intensely loyal employee. If he's given a new, more difficult goal to achieve, he'll do it - quietly and subtly. He's not a glory-hound, and he's not one of those people who flaunts how much they're working to try to score points. He's unobtrusive about his hard work, but it shows in his amazing productivity. He's the epitome of the strong, silent type, a rock that you can build a team around.” October 22, 2008

-Nicole Gustas, Lead Guide, Mahalo
worked directly with Ray at Mahalo

“Ray is one of the best mannered and hardest working people in our organization, which would be a feat in itself, except that Ray also manages to do this while being the most liked person in our organization. Truly a rare and special talent. I would recommend Ray to any friend, family, colleague, etc wholeheartedly and without reservation. Ray is the kind of person who when he wins employee of the month, everyone cheers.” October 22, 2008

-Tyler Crowley, Director of Marketing and Strategy, Mahalo
managed Ray indirectly at Mahalo


“I had the privilege of working in the same office space with Ray during his time at Mahalo, and being able to see him work firsthand. To say that he was hardworking and reliable doesn't do him justice. There was rarely something going on that Ray wasn't involved in and supporting. He helped grow Mahalo, especially during the crucial first year, to immense heights. Ray is an extremely valuable commodity to anyone looking for someone they can rely on, and not have to worry about whether or not the job is getting done.” October 22, 2008

-Ryan Budke, Programming Manager, AOL
was with another company when working with Ray at Mahalo

“Ray was always a blast to work with, he tirelessly produces high quality work no matter how challenging the work environment may be. Once he told me how he rushed into a burning building to save a family, on a scale of 1 to 10, he is certainly a 7 or better, hell he is a 11.” October 23, 2008

-Sean Percival , Social Media and Technology Guide , Mahalo
worked directly with Ray at Mahalo

“Ray Manukay is one of the most efficient workers I have ever met. He is very focused and capable of adapting to constantly changing goals. If I ever find myself looking for employees, Ray will be one of the first people I contact.” October 28, 2008

-Mike Rhoads , Guide , Mahalo.com Inc
worked directly with Ray at Mahalo

“I worked with Ray at Mahalo for nearly two years. During that time his dedication never flagged, his work was of the highest quality, and everyone in the office enjoyed working with him. Any company would be fortunate to have him on their team.” October 26, 2008

-Sara Kettler , How To Writer , Mahalo
worked with Ray at Mahalo

“I can't even begin to say enough about Ray, so I won't even try (there isn't enough room on this page). I would like to second everything that has been said in his recommendations. Not only was Ray THE MOST productive person at Mahalo over its first year of existence, his work was consistently high quality and his professional demeanor and ethic was impeccable. If there is any justice in this world, Ray will be running this country in eight years. Mark my words.” October 25, 2008

-Andrew Kaufman , Editorial Director , Mahalo.com
worked with Ray at Mahalo








Wednesday, October 22, 2008

New Watchmen Trailer

A new trailer for the Watchmen was released at the Spike Awards.

It's basically the original trailer, with new scenes and images sprinkled throughout the clip.



I have to say the footage looks cool, but I'm still wondering if they are selling the movie as something that it's not...especially the uninitiated, non-comic book fans.

The Watchmen is a mystery and a drama, with some action....actually not as much as one would think in a comic book film. The book is basically a lot of guys in outlandish suits sitting or standing around and talking.

If it's anything like the novel, the trailer sets up the film to be something it's not.

An excellent article by Dan Doodswen on Empire Online makes the same point.

I'm just hoping for a good movie, still hard for me to imagine the filmmakers telling that story in less than two hours.